
Hi Quinn:

Almost had a heart attack today. Mila had her monthly chat with that psych eval program that the school recommended. The thing emailed me the results with about eleven exclamation points on the end, marked &quot;EXTREME DANGER CONSULT PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFESSIONAL IMMEDIATELY.&quot; See attached. It had me convinced we were raising a lil' psychopath until I read the transcript and saw what actually happened. I swear, she get this from you.

I want to make that spice cake Mila likes for dinner. See if anyone on F ring has nutmeg you can trade for? Also, see if you can find a couple of quarter-inch screws for Mona. The <em>really small </em>ones not the <em>kind-of small </em>onesthey don't hold tight enough and she keeps losing them in the carpet. Love you. 

-Lila

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<em>An AALF transcript follows. PLEASE REVIEW IMMEDIATELY. The automated system has detected one or more possible psychological defects in your child. It is CRITICAL that you have your child evaluated by a human professional as soon as possible.</em>

<em>Possible aberrations detected:</em>

 <em>Psychopathic tendencies (w/ cruelty to animals)</em>
 <em>Obsessive/Compulsive disorder</em>
 <em>Detachment/Depression/Borderline Personality Disorder</em>
 <em>Multiple Personality syndrome</em>
